auto biography of a werewolf
Oh Hello! Well I’m going to tell you a little story of my wacked out life. Ill just start in the beginning for you. It was the night of a full moon and I got bored so I took a walk in the woods. All of a sudden a wolf comes out of nowhere and I get bitten. After I smacked the wolf it ran off. I sat down beside a tree and I felt an immense pain in my arm. It was burning and stinging worse than anything I ever felt before. I wanted to scream but I didn’t because I didn’t want to attract attention. I just sat next to that tree and just slept. When I woke up it was morning and I felt a lot better in my arm than I did the night before. So I go back home and on my way home I think about my parents. So I enter my house my parents where still asleep and I walked into my room and I got changed. Once I got changed I went into the kitchen to get some breakfast. At about 9:00am my mom came down the stairs and she said “honey where you last night I was worried sick about you and all you told me was you were going for a walk”. Well I didn’t want to tell her about the whole wolf thing so I just said “well I decided to stay at Stacy’s house and I was so tired I forgot to call”. Well believe it or not my mom actually believed me and she went to the kitchen for some coffee. I don’t usually lie but I had to this time because I wasn’t about to tell my mom that I just got bitten by a wolf. Thank gosh it was a Saturday and I could go to the mall. So at 3:00 I asked my mom if I could go to the mall and she said “sure as long as you take your cell phone with you”. So I left my house at about 3:30 after I got dressed and ready. The mall was about 5 miles away and I had no problem with walking there. I arrived at the mall at about 4:00 and I went to Aeropastle for some new clothes. After Aeropastle I went to Hollister. So at about 5:30 I went to the food court and I got some food because I was hungry. So at about 6:00 I went back home. When I walked through the door I seen that dinner was ready for some reason though I was hungry again so I sat down for dinner. After dinner I went to take a shower and I went to bed. At about 12:00am I woke up in the middle of the night witch doesn’t happen often. I was wide awake so I went down to the kitchen to eat something because surprisingly I was hungry again. So I look in my fridge and there was a left over stake. I grab it and take it out of the fridge and just eat it cold (witch I never do). After my snack I was still a little hungry so I looked in my fridge for something else. I looked but I didn’t see anything. So I looked in my cabinets for some cookies and I found a chocolate cookie. After eating the cookie I was content and I went back to bed. In the morning I felt like taking another walk so I asked my mom and she said “Yes sure as long as you put on a coat and come back”. So I put on a coat and I went out the house and started walking. I walked to the woods and I walked back to the spot I got bitten and I looked around for the wolf or any wolf for that matter and I didn’t see anything so I sat down on the tree and took a rest. As the wind blew I realized that I smelt things. I smelt the smell of pretzels from the mall. Now mind you that the mall is 5 miles away and the pretzels are sold outside the door to the mall. Anyway I smelled that smell and it smelled really good so I asked my mom if I could go to the mall to get some pretzels. She said I could so I got my coat and I went to the mall. I thought that it was really weird that I could smell that far away. I kept thinking about it and it really puzzled. When I got to the pretzel shop I bought 4 large pretzels and a large Pepsi. I sat at the food court and I ate all of my pretzels and drank all of my drink. After I ate my pretzels I started walking home.
While I was walking home I started thinking about how I could smell those pretzels and then I thought about that wolf. I thought a few questions. Was there anything special about it? Was it large? Was it different than any wolf I’ve ever seen? These questions boggled me. Than I herd something. I shook my head and listened. It was my mom she was fighting with my dad. I listened to what they where saying. Mom said “Why where you out so late? I waited for you all day and you said you where just going to the store and you would be right back.” Dad (step dad) said “I was out for a few drinks after I was done in the store.” I was hearing all of this and I was still a good 4 ½ miles away. Why was this happening to me? Why? Why? I wondered this and then I heard my dad say “Shut up women.” And then I heard a slap. I ran faster than I ever ran before I was running almost 20 miles and hour and I was home in about 1 minute. I opened the door and my mom was laying on the floor crying. I looked at my dad and said “What did you do to her?” . Dad just stood there and said “You tell anyone and you will be on the floor just like your mother.” As soon as he said than I bared my teeth and let out a growl. I bent down and I jumped on him and I scratched him and he ran out the door. I didn’t bother chasing after him I just was worried about my mom. I kneeled to the floor and I asked my mom if she was ok. She looked at me and I saw that on her face she had a red mark. I knew that he must have smacked her. She put her arms around me and said “Thank you”. I sat there and we both cried and then we both went to bed. The next day I decided to ask my mom about my real dad and she said “when you were born that very day he went for a walk and when he came home he told me about an animal attack or something. We both just ignored it. The next day your father was acting very strange and one night he went for a walk I believe it was a full moon and he never came back.” I looked at her with wide eyes but I still didn’t want to tell her about the wolf scenario so I just said “Wow that was pretty weird.” After that weird conversation I asked her if I could just take a little walk and she said yes so I got dressed and went for a walk. I didn’t know what to think after my mom telling me about that story. I had a feeling that maybe I was a werewolf now and the same thing will happen to me that happened to my dad. I ran to the mall and good thing no one saw me because I was running faster than 20 miles an hour. I got to the mall and I looked at a calendar to see when the next full moon was and lucky me it was tonight. I backed away from the calendar and I just didn’t know what to do. I knew something was going to happen to me I just didn’t know what I was going to do about it. I ran home and I walked into the house and I was very calm because my mom is very good at telling when I’m in a different mood. So I walked in like I was happy and in a calm mood. I was so happy that I got passed my mom and all she said was hi. I went to my room and lay down so I could think. As I was thinking I smell something. It was a squirrel and I went a little wild. I walked out of the house and I went t the squirrel and I jumped and all of a sudden my teeth got big and I chomped on the squirrel. I ate the squirrel. I didn’t want to open my mouth but I did and my teeth where just like wolf teeth and my saber teeth grew vary long. I was excited and scared at the same time. At this time I knew I was a werewolf or I was turning into a werewolf. Well at this point I didn’t know how I was going to get past my mom. Then I seen a rabbit in the park just across the street and it smelled so good so I ran over to the park. I looked at the rabbit and I jumped on it and ate it.
Now I went home and I got passed my mom without her seeing me. I ran to my room and just sat down on my bed. I looked at my clock and it was 8:00pm. I was literally counting down the minutes till 12:00 and I didn’t want it to come. Well it was 11:00pm now and I was preparing myself for whatever was about to happen. I was thinking of chaining myself but I figured that it was not necessary. I caught a sent of something that smelled delicious but wasn’t an animal like a rabbit or anything. It was the smell of human blood. I listened down stairs and I heard my mom say “ouch!!!” I went downstairs forgetting about m y teeth and she had cut herself on a can lid. I couldn’t stop looking at her cut. There wasn’t a lot of blood but I wanted the blood so bad and I wasn’t even hungry. Well when I was done with my weird moment it was a good thing that I didn’t open my mouth cause my mom would have asked so many questions. I said good night with my hand over my mouth and went back to my room. It was 11:58 when I decided to go outside and into the woods. I sat on that very tree that the wolf bit me on. I looked at my watch and it was 11:59. I sat there with my eyes closed imagining how good my life has been. I figured if something would happen to me at least I would know all the stuff that happened before. Well I looked at my watch and 5 seconds where left. So I counted “1…2…3…4…5!!!”
While I was walking home I started thinking about how I could smell those pretzels and then I thought about that wolf. I thought a few questions. Was there anything special about it? Was it large? Was it different than any wolf I’ve ever seen? These questions boggled me. Than I herd something. I shook my head and listened. It was my mom she was fighting with my dad. I listened to what they where saying. Mom said “Why where you out so late? I waited for you all day and you said you where just going to the store and you would be right back.” Dad (step dad) said “I was out for a few drinks after I was done in the store.” I was hearing all of this and I was still a good 4 ½ miles away. Why was this happening to me? Why? Why? I wondered this and then I heard my dad say “Shut up women.” And then I heard a slap. I ran faster than I ever ran before I was running almost 20 miles and hour and I was home in about 1 minute. I opened the door and my mom was laying on the floor crying. I looked at my dad and said “What did you do to her?” . Dad just stood there and said “You tell anyone and you will be on the floor just like your mother.” As soon as he said than I bared my teeth and let out a growl. I bent down and I jumped on him and I scratched him and he ran out the door. I didn’t bother chasing after him I just was worried about my mom. I kneeled to the floor and I asked my mom if she was ok. She looked at me and I saw that on her face she had a red mark. I knew that he must have smacked her. She put her arms around me and said “Thank you”. I sat there and we both cried and then we both went to bed. The next day I decided to ask my mom about my real dad and she said “when you were born that very day he went for a walk and when he came home he told me about an animal attack or something. We both just ignored it. The next day your father was acting very strange and one night he went for a walk I believe it was a full moon and he never came back.” I looked at her with wide eyes but I still didn’t want to tell her about the wolf scenario so I just said “Wow that was pretty weird.” After that weird conversation I asked her if I could just take a little walk and she said yes so I got dressed and went for a walk. I didn’t know what to think after my mom telling me about that story. I had a feeling that maybe I was a werewolf now and the same thing will happen to me that happened to my dad. I ran to the mall and good thing no one saw me because I was running faster than 20 miles an hour. I got to the mall and I looked at a calendar to see when the next full moon was and lucky me it was tonight. I backed away from the calendar and I just didn’t know what to do. I knew something was going to happen to me I just didn’t know what I was going to do about it. I ran home and I walked into the house and I was very calm because my mom is very good at telling when I’m in a different mood. So I walked in like I was happy and in a calm mood. I was so happy that I got passed my mom and all she said was hi. I went to my room and lay down so I could think. As I was thinking I smell something. It was a squirrel and I went a little wild. I walked out of the house and I went t the squirrel and I jumped and all of a sudden my teeth got big and I chomped on the squirrel. I ate the squirrel. I didn’t want to open my mouth but I did and my teeth where just like wolf teeth and my saber teeth grew vary long. I was excited and scared at the same time. At this time I knew I was a werewolf or I was turning into a werewolf. Well at this point I didn’t know how I was going to get past my mom. Then I seen a rabbit in the park just across the street and it smelled so good so I ran over to the park. I looked at the rabbit and I jumped on it and ate it.
Now I went home and I got passed my mom without her seeing me. I ran to my room and just sat down on my bed. I looked at my clock and it was 8:00pm. I was literally counting down the minutes till 12:00 and I didn’t want it to come. Well it was 11:00pm now and I was preparing myself for whatever was about to happen. I was thinking of chaining myself but I figured that it was not necessary. I caught a sent of something that smelled delicious but wasn’t an animal like a rabbit or anything. It was the smell of human blood. I listened down stairs and I heard my mom say “ouch!!!” I went downstairs forgetting about m y teeth and she had cut herself on a can lid. I couldn’t stop looking at her cut. There wasn’t a lot of blood but I wanted the blood so bad and I wasn’t even hungry. Well when I was done with my weird moment it was a good thing that I didn’t open my mouth cause my mom would have asked so many questions. I said good night with my hand over my mouth and went back to my room. It was 11:58 when I decided to go outside and into the woods. I sat on that very tree that the wolf bit me on. I looked at my watch and it was 11:59. I sat there with my eyes closed imagining how good my life has been. I figured if something would happen to me at least I would know all the stuff that happened before. Well I looked at my watch and 5 seconds where left. So I counted “1…2…3…4…5!!!”
